travels with Fio - London Day 4

After our coffee and crumpets (I tried mine with a little vegemite definitely an acquired taste), Lee tried to offer some cultural activity like a science museum but we decided on a pub crawl in Hampstead instead. Another option was, and this is no lie, a group was having a 'wankathon for charity. 150 people were going to stand in a circle and masturbate somewhere in North London for a fundraiser. Who knew that this activity was worth money? I could have retired by now. Hampstead is full of very old pubs and we sampled several with Lee's friend Franco. After many beers, a sausage, and a long walk, we decide to visit Brian at his wine shop since he would love to have 3 drunks hanging around his work, plus there was free wine for us. Sat down in a courtyard at the Steel pub and almost broke the bench, which just gave Lee and I more fuel to make fun of each other's guts. Stayed until closing and Lee was much drunker than me as I was drinking the lower alcohol english beers and he stuck with czech lagers. On the way home the 3 of us decide we needed Chicken Stop again and got the large family pack paid for by the drunk girl from the previous nights. Watched a little Eddie Izzard and passed out. I feel fine right now, but Lee is on the couch looking like a bag of shit as i write this so i dont know how much he has left in the tank. He is giving up his cricket game for me so i will cut him a little slack. Still picking out fried chicken pieces from my hair, Fio