timesuck

here it is another Friday and I'm done working. not actually done but done. so here's another timesuck...

When is your Birthday? May
What is your zodiac sign? Taurus/Year of the Dragon
Where were you born? seattle
Where do you live now? nyc
What color eyes do you have? brown
What color hair do you have? garnier nutrisse ash or almond or something like that - I'd have to look at the box
How tall are you? 5'5"
How much do you weigh? more than i'd like
What is your race? allemagne-celt or 5K
What is your worst fear? rats are pretty high up there....terrorists...ending up in another lame relationship...
Do you smoke? only when I'm really angry...oh, that kind of smoke - nope & I think it should be as illegal as heroin.
Do you drink? only on Saturdays
Do you cuss? I'm a new yorker, what do you think? and who uses the word "cuss" outside the Deep South?
Do you use drugs? no but I probably should
Have you ever or will you ever steal? define "steal"?
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy? yes, unfortunately
Do you play in a band or play an instrument? not any more
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? yes
If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be? I'm not sure that "favorite" and "serial killer" should be in the same sentence? but if I have to answer this: ed gein, ted bundy, and the green river killer are those that come to mind quickest. certainly not "favorites".
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be? happy.
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else? who hasn't?
What subculture do you belong too? who writes these questions? I guess outspoken liberal?
Are you evil? no but sometimes I wish I could be.
Do you believe that you can be possesed? nope. that's for people deluded enough to believe in organized religion and it's constructs (i.e. "God" "the Devil" "demons", etc.)
Are you a paranoid person? shouldn't we all be at this point?
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else? only people who don't have to work for a living.
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive? yes and I rarely respect people who aren't.
Are you a violent person? in what context?
Do you take your anger out on other people? only when they're excessively annoying. repeatedly.
Do you blame other people for your mistakes? no - it's part of my job to cover for them and take the blame myself :)
What is your favorite game? Clue's pretty fun. or pin the tail on the Irishman.
What is your favorite movie? princess bride or la belle et la bete or bladerunner or blue velvet or twin peaks: fire walk with me or...
Who is your favorite band? ac/dc's pretty good.
What is your favorite song? today it's "tiger rag"
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read? what do you have? today I'm reading time out-ny, bookforum, joan didion's where I'm from, ...
What is your favorite color? fuschia, cobalt blue, red's nice too.
What is your favorite food? thai
What is your favorite drink? diet coke, water, stella
Do you own a pari of converse? no. but I own a couple PAIRs of converse...
Do you own a pair of dickies? probably somewhere in storage.
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else? in what context?
Are you a virgin? again, in what context?
Are you kinky? define? if 8MM shocked you, then yes, I guess I am. If it made you laugh at how lame & cheesy it was, then no, I'm normal.
Do you like biting? sure - if we're talking bagels.
Do you masturbate? don't all humans?
Do you watch pornography? haven't for a while?
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color? again, define "unusual".
Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way? it was completely acceptable at the time within the social group I was functioning amongst.
Are you hyper active person? no
Are you religious? no - opiate of the masses & all that.
Do you have any self inflicted scars? tattoos.
Does pain turn you on? no. I'm a grownup.
Do you stand for originality and creativity? who wrote these questions??
Do you like meeting new people? sure - if they're nice, entertaining and smart.
What do you like most about life? so many things!!!
What do you dislike most about life? man's cruelty to his fellow man, fallibility of everyone, anger, greed, oppression...
Do you believe in love at first fright? um. no. I'm a grownup.
Have you ever pierced a body part yourself? no thank you.
Have you ever had to beg for dinner money? yes, but that was a long time ago.
Do you own a car? no
Have you been to jail, yet? no
Are your clothes held together with safety pins? no, that's so 1979.
Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows? yes & they were real punk rock shows (i.e. pre-nineties).
Have you ever vomit while making out? oh man...
Have you held a job for less than a day? does 3 days count?
Do you own more than two pair of jeans? there should be an "s" there but yes, of course.
Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason? that's for the boys to do.
Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house? no
Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude? no
Does the world piss you off? often