some quotes for today

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise. -- Gore Vidal

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. -- Russell Baker

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.-- Honore de Balzac

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. -- David Frost