Wednesday, September 14, 2005

little red riding hood

since I, for one, am in need of some levity today...
this one's courtesy of F.Lopez {thanks!}

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."

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